Oranges and Salt - wednesday 2004-09-08 1051 last modified 2004-09-08 1051
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Long ago, I became third party to this ICQ conversation:

Joyce: I don't know what I'm going to do for dinner.
Amy: I have oranges and salt.
Joyce: You are SO weird...
Amy: what?? i'm offering my food to you. You're so ungrateful. Come eat with me.
I can have the orange, you can have the salt.......or, we can share.
Joyce: You are SO strange...
Amy: what?! fine. that's the last time I offer my food to you.

Yesterday, its sequel (spoken):

Me: I need to eat dinner.
Bao: I have tomatoes, cucumbers, and ice cream.
Me: What, together?  I need to eat an actual dinner.
Bao: It's an African delicatessen!
Me: ...
Bao: Delicacy, here...
[three minutes later, after cutting tomatoes and cucumbers]
Me: This is disgusting.
Bao: IT'S GOOD!  But why do the tomatoes taste like oranges?

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haha

that does sound good! you know, I always go to comment but then for some reason, I can't log in using Mozilla so I give up.

christine lieu on September 13, 2004 10:17 AM

We added some Co...

We added some Combos. That made it a little nastier.

Meh, Mozilla. Cookie blocking?

Ryan Lee on September 14, 2004 01:45 PM

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