Negative Google Draw - sunday 2003-02-09 2206 last modified 2003-02-09 2206
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Everybody cares so much about how to get Google to recognize them for certain results. I pose the opposite question: how do I get teeny boppers to stop finding me when they search for Lee Ryan? How can I tell Google to not return my page when folks want to find lyrics or photos of their dreamboat, like this poor soul:

Hi lee im 1 of your biggest fans and you are so gorgeous i love you to bits and i went to your tour it was wicked spesh sorry seems to be the hardest word love you to bits love Sammy-jo XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Hi Sammy Jo, I'm not Lee. Hi Google, I'm not Lee.

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Lee Ryan. Lee...

Lee Ryan. Lee Ryan. Lee Ryan. Lee Ryan.

(you're only around result #50 in a Google search i just ran, and that ranking just doesn't do justice to your groovy coolness, so consider this a small boost).

Matt Libby on February 11, 2003 12:56 AM

This just in: ...

This just in:

really im sara and say the truth and i love dunk,lee,simon,antony but more lee and dunk simon antony everybody your all cute and sexy

Maybe it's time to do some client filtering based on referrers and query strings.

Ryan Lee on February 11, 2003 05:55 PM

PLEASE SEND ...
PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE
LOVE YYYYYYOOOOOOUUU
LOVE SANDRA

Sigh. How much clearer can I make my disclaimer?

Ryan Lee on April 07, 2003 06:10 PM

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