Ryan's Journal

// 'Spam returned' message reduction algorithm
if ( you.know(me) &&
     you.os == "Windows" &&
     you.addressBook.contains(me.emailAddress) ) {
          if (you.infected().indexOf("Sobig") > 0) {
              // I wish...
              // you.os = "Linux";
              you.os.reinstall("Windows");
              you.addressBook.remove(me.emailAddress);
              you.browniePoints *= (you.browniePoints > 0) ? -1 : 1;
          } else {
              you.browniePoints++;
              you.addressBook.remove(me.emailAddress);
          }
}

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