Juries - friday 2004-03-05 0528 last modified 2004-03-05 0528
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At long last, my lifelong dream of carrying out civic duties in a jury box have begun to come true. Today, my summons arrived! Alas, the state in its glorious wisdom has assigned me a date when I shall be in New York. Irony of ironies! However shall I save this dream from falling into distress? Fate, cruel, cruel fate...

Oh, wait, I can postpone it for a year. Crap.


Ha ha!

Holding it off for a year will give you enough practice to act like a scary homocidical schizophrenic with a twitch in your eye. That way, they'll have no choice but to drop you, then you spend the rest of your day in the big city. I think it would work. by the way, nice website...

Sway Garcia on March 05, 2004 09:06 PM

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