Ryan's Journal

You get satellite television on JetBlue, what do you watch? Why, the hijacking of another airplane, of course. But breaking news, interpreted live from Spanish, of four Colombians taking over and redirecting a flight from Cancun to Mexico City is so much more exciting than the slightly mundane reality of an unarmed delusional suffering from apocalyptic visions.

Well, it beats Snakes on a Plane with PG substitutions. And I thought I was being ironic watching that on the flight out. Who knew.

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