Ryan's Journal

So I was walking through a gargantuan mall and its overwhelmingly large food distribution venue, sufficiently large as to suggest a population unable to support the weight of its own consumption, rescued by a climate whose heat forces all calories to be burned, when I was reminded that God loves all his children dearly.

Note to self, look up MOS Burger franchising possibilities in LA. Because surely I can't be the only one who doesn't want to have to travel to Asia just to eat an octopus burger with my chicken teriyaki burger.

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