Last updated: 2002-12-28 0358
Google is doing such an excellent job of indexing my pages that all sorts of people are coming here for all sorts of things, which I know they aren't finding. I should probably write up a filter to let these poor folks know that their quest to find psychics in Chicago at McDonald's just isn't going to come to fruition here.
Some of the fun things people looked for and "found" at ryanlee.org, and where Google thought it might be:
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